As of April 1st it is now an offence to stockpile toilet paper. Shelf ‘SHITTERS’ are being installed to catch the shelfish*.

The SHITTERS [Special Highly Intelligent Toilet Trackers of Excess Roll Stockpiling] are being discreetly installed behind supermarket shelves where excessive overbuying of toilet paper has been most prominent. People who have been charged with a 1st offence thought someone was taking the pee, but when it came to no. 2 they soon realised they were … Continue reading As of April 1st it is now an offence to stockpile toilet paper. Shelf ‘SHITTERS’ are being installed to catch the shelfish*.