The SHITTERS [Special Highly Intelligent Toilet Trackers of Excess Roll Stockpiling] are being discreetly installed behind supermarket shelves where excessive… Read more As of April 1st it is now an offence to stockpile toilet paper. Shelf ‘SHITTERS’ are being installed to catch the shelfish*.
That’s what it says 😉 … Toilet Paper won’t run out! Here at ‘The Daily Poo!‘ we’ve got to know… Read more ‘Poosflash’ article from The Washington Post, ‘Our only good news: Toilet paper won’t run out.’
The 3Ps and ‘Proof before Panic!’ If you’ve not read this anywhere or, understandably perhaps not realised… ‘The use of… Read more Latest headline ‘Stick to the 3Ps when flushing’…Bidets, and other considerations from ‘The Daily Poo!’ on loos & no. 2s.
There’s been so much publicity about the need to STOP panic buying toilet paper, and most everything else for that… Read more Heard about the toilet paper calculator? The latest news and views on loos & no. 2s from ‘The Daily Poo!’
We’ve often discussed, and are sure you’ve heard about, fatbergs. Yep, those disgusting planet like combos of every disgusting thing… Read more ‘Poosflash’ Think about what you flush down the loo. If it’s not the 3Ps; toilet paper, no. 1s or no. 2s, then in the UK alone, it will be costing us in excess of £100m each year… and a whole heap of trouble.