“The only thing we have to fear is… fear of the rear itself.” Bidets are back…

‘When Did you and the Bidet First Meet?‘ According to the majority of dictionaries a Bidet is still described as, ‘A small, low bath in which a person washes the lower part of their body.’ That’s exactly how I remember seeing a ‘bidet’ for the first time in a relative’s bathroom. I didn’t have a … Continue reading “The only thing we have to fear is… fear of the rear itself.” Bidets are back…

Do you prefer to use the same toilet paper brand each time, which is your favourite & 2 other quick questions in our 30 second research Q&A…

To jump straight to the quick quiz, scroll to the end of the post… When it comes to toilet paper certain influences or advertising trends tend to set a preference. Which is your favourite brand, why did you choose it, and have you been faithful during the times tp went short? We’ll check your answers … Continue reading Do you prefer to use the same toilet paper brand each time, which is your favourite & 2 other quick questions in our 30 second research Q&A…

As of April 1st it is now an offence to stockpile toilet paper. Shelf ‘SHITTERS’ are being installed to catch the shelfish*.

The SHITTERS [Special Highly Intelligent Toilet Trackers of Excess Roll Stockpiling] are being discreetly installed behind supermarket shelves where excessive overbuying of toilet paper has been most prominent. People who have been charged with a 1st offence thought someone was taking the pee, but when it came to no. 2 they soon realised they were … Continue reading As of April 1st it is now an offence to stockpile toilet paper. Shelf ‘SHITTERS’ are being installed to catch the shelfish*.