Do you prefer to use the same toilet paper brand each time, which is your favourite & 2 other quick questions in our 30 second research Q&A…

To jump straight to the quick quiz, scroll to the end of the post… When it comes to toilet paper certain influences or advertising trends tend to set a preference. Which is your favourite brand, why did you choose it, and have you been faithful during the times tp went short? We’ll check your answers … Continue reading Do you prefer to use the same toilet paper brand each time, which is your favourite & 2 other quick questions in our 30 second research Q&A…

As of April 1st it is now an offence to stockpile toilet paper. Shelf ‘SHITTERS’ are being installed to catch the shelfish*.

The SHITTERS [Special Highly Intelligent Toilet Trackers of Excess Roll Stockpiling] are being discreetly installed behind supermarket shelves where excessive overbuying of toilet paper has been most prominent. People who have been charged with a 1st offence thought someone was taking the pee, but when it came to no. 2 they soon realised they were … Continue reading As of April 1st it is now an offence to stockpile toilet paper. Shelf ‘SHITTERS’ are being installed to catch the shelfish*.